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“Holy shit, Kara, how did you-?”“More milk, Daddy! More milk!”“I only gave you a single pill this morning as a primer, how did you find-”“It worked a lot, Daddy! Bimbo cow got horny! Bimbo cow liked her bigger
Fellas, never be ashamed to make noise like Sean Lawless when you nut on a pretty canvas like Simone Styles. We have to repress too much shit by society’s standards as it is. Don’t let the most pleasurable thing in life be dictated by societal standards
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So I feel hella hot in this.
virginandpregnant: sol4rplexus: slutfang: ma-legohouse: ‘Βroken GIFS’ these are the single most terrifying things ive seen on this fucking website This stuff randomly happening in movies used to scare the shit out of me as a child.
Reblog if u single as shit.
nayfunbenwell: Shit’s about to go down. “ The Sheffield band’s fifth full-length is set to be released on September 11 via RCA and will include their recent single ‘Happy Song’, as well as new track ‘Throne’, which will be premiering
We should have a space program where we fire every single mentally challenged people into the space (including religious people by default as you not suppose to have imaginary friends after age of 6) to make the earth a better place!
miniar: assrieldreemurr: squided: squided: remember all those internet safety classes we took as children and how we proceeded to disobey literally every single one of the safety rules Drinking game: Take a shot for each one of these you’ve broken
3colins:rikodeine:lord-kitschener:If you only give a shit about the poor, unemployed, and homeless as an excuse to bash immigrants and refugees, then you don’t actually give a single shit about the poor, unemployed, and homelessI might start reblogging
oblviated-deactivated20150308: “You do care,” said Dumbledore. He had not flinched or made a single move to stop Harry demolishing his office. His expression was calm, almost detached. “You care so much you feel as though you will bleed
rikodeine: lord-kitschener: If you only give a shit about the poor, unemployed, and homeless as an excuse to bash immigrants and refugees, then you don’t actually give a single shit about the poor, unemployed, and homeless
whatthemythicalwhat:I love Josh’s anti-classism so much. I grew up in a single parent household that didn’t have time/the ability to cook. I taught myself as an adult and ended up loving it. I cook with this stuff a lot. Shit, the RealLemon juice
fvckinrvd:bruh being single must only be fun when you a hoe cause I be bored as shit
dmvhotwife: hotwifedc: novaswingers: Hot as fuck is right Holy shit This might be the single greatest blowjob ever given
thecursedplatoon: sol4rplexus: slutfang: ma-legohouse: ‘Βroken GIFS’ these are the single most terrifying things ive seen on this fucking website This stuff randomly happening in movies used to scare the shit out of me as a child.
theycallmewisechild: As a kid you laughed just because, as an adult its like “ooohhhh shit 😂😂😂”
slumbermancer: really hoping the end to space jam 2 ends like evangelion lebron james brings about the singularity as every single human soul but his own coalesces into The Ultimate B-Ball. lying down in the middle of a ball court, with no company but
foreverial:every single server with a “vent channel” is awkward, creepy and toxic so i came up with the idea of a “medical status” channel which i didn’t even have to write rules for everyone just read my mind and is perfectly using it as intended
I’m sitting here, rolling my eyes at how GMs offer a free GOD ITEM to WoE players as a prize for getting some lameass castle during the new server host test tomorrow. Meanwhile not even a single GM bothered to say shit to my completely neutral toned
depressingfinland: This scene beats every single horror movie ever made. Say hello to the source of my fucking nightmares as a kid. I could’ve been scared when I watched shit like The Shining. Nope.I was scared of this motherfucker. So much.I
You know what people?I’m actually gonna save these texts I got last night. Go on you little whore, send me more. Do it. I DARE YOU.I’ve, as of now, reached the point where I don’t give a single flying fuck and instead, if this shit goes on, I will
star-anise: kuueater:pikacat98:spoogliedoo:the fuckin union that works for you @kuueaterIT’S REAL?!?!?! AFSCME is 100% completely real. Holy shit… Republican Eric Cantor made this as a spoof attempting to make the union LOOK BAD after they singled
3colins: rikodeine: lord-kitschener: If you only give a shit about the poor, unemployed, and homeless as an excuse to bash immigrants and refugees, then you don’t actually give a single shit about the poor, unemployed, and homeless I might start
whinecraft: auriga-venatici: consentacle goodness. This is like my fifth time starting this piece and I’ve hated every single incarnation of it including this one. maybe i’ll go back to the original plan and just write it as a story instead anduin
inkedvampyre: inkedvampyre: Since I’m single as of yesterday and don’t give a shit anymore here’s a picture I had taken for my ex. Trying to see how many notes my boobs can get.
othello951: dmvhotwife: hotwifedc: novaswingers: Hot as fuck is right Holy shit This might be the single greatest blowjob ever given Damn! Me next!
a-zzurra:you know who’s a white man you can’t escape? domhnall gleeson. you see his pale ginger ass in every single fuckin movie you’ve ever known or liked. harry potter? he was in it. star wars? that as well. the new fuckin,,,,peter rabbit shit,
pastel-clear: 👀 👀 good shit 👀✔✔👀 👀 if i do say so my ✔✔ self 👀👌👌lidela: we as part of the pansexual pantheon must stick together to become stronger. we must fuse into one. become one single being. protect home
abrasivelyyours: ikerrr-deactivated20130714: President Barack Obama openly weeping as he talks to his campaign volunteers [x] Real men do cry so fuck what them manly acting single multiple children by raggedy niggas hoodrats say.
thotiemusprime: think-progress: think-progress: Africa is the world’s second largest continent. But it’s not unusual for Americans to classify it as a single entity, ignoring the many cultural, economic and geographic differences between its 47
beautiful-ambition: The most revolutionary thing I can do as a Black woman continues to be to birth beautiful, Black children into this world, who know who they are, know their history, and walk proudly in that. And every single day I will have to worry
thotjoose: Go to the gym on Valentine’s night and find yourself a boo cause anyone who’s there is single as shit
webster2424: rotten-n-vids: othello951: dmvhotwife: hotwifedc: novaswingers: Hot as fuck is right Holy shit This might be the single greatest blowjob ever given Damn! Me next! 😬 Amazing
haydenrodgers: just-another-calamity: are you fucking kidding me This is the single most hilarious film I’ve ever seen. Literally everything of Batman’s is labelled as bat [name of thing]. When they go into the bat lab I lost my shit because EVERYTHING
myallyistheforce: inkaholicshane: Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchucks like a boss this is that shit you reblog every single time you see it on your dash. this man is a beast. I believe there’s a tribe in Malaysia that worships him as a
rotzloeffel: shade-shypervert: Every single time. I hate you, lil shit. As a fucking design student…I want to punch through the darn expensive monitor everytime…
collegecastings: othello951: dmvhotwife: hotwifedc: novaswingers: Hot as fuck is right Holy shit This might be the single greatest blowjob ever given Damn! Me next! Well someone Is a chatty cathy
blawgur: b-undt: 罪人 well shit i just became twice as single
thuglifepanda: You ever wonder why cute chicks on here are single as shit
sunday: or a weird sex dream takes over my mind and i'm tired and shit
purplesoul-at-hogwarts: wizardscience: jakemorph: spiderman literally doesnt have a single spider power. his webs are fake and even his climbing shit is because he can like manipulate molecular attraction or some shit. he may as well be called sticky
everyteenager4free1: mercytrash: grawly: grawly: I’m still sad everyteenager4free as it was is gone but the fact their blog contains one single post for a swimsuit product is a pretty fitting departure. i miss them so much this shit saved my
c2oh: trying out paintstorm studio and holy shit it’s pretty fuckin good. You can resize the UI, make your CUSTOM UIs, change every single UI settings like color, slider color, etc. As for brushes, you can set pressure curve per brush per setting,
disorder: why do some couples make their statuses as ‘single’ after every fight? I don’t put ‘orphan’ after every argument with my mum
SINGLE AS FUUUUUUUUKKKKKK
enisco: malikthaelite: sugaraykay: odinsblog: EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE IS TRUE AF 😂😂😂 As a die hard House Hunter’s fan, this shit its so fuckin accurate its hilarious 😂😭 I literally stopped watching HGTV cause it’s frustrating
your-mans-favorite-flavor: rhitgenerallyhappens514: tafkalcdirtzy11: tafkalcdirtzy11: I dumped my BF a few months ago as he became too needy, so I decided that since I was ‘single’ (let’s face it my piece of shit hubby is just there for decoration)
jazz28625jazz: I REALLY Want to Fuck This Man #04. I want him to feel every inch of me, every single stroke, every single minute we’re doing it. I want those eyes looking into mine as if to say, “Holy shit, man! How much longer can you go?”
Im so fucking sensitive and I don't give a single shit at the same time so fuck you man but don't leave me lmao
blobeggs: punknotpop: blobeggs: Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school Holy shit I think I go to the same school as you??? HEY KIDDO
mensrestroom: Do people not know that a toilet can be used as a urinal as well? Like what’s the point of having both in a single restroom? In case I needed to pee while someone was shitting?
![abrasivelyyours: ikerrr-deactivated20130714: President Barack Obama openly weeping as he talks to his campaign volunteers [x] Real men do cry so fuck what them manly acting single multiple children by raggedy niggas hoodrats say.](https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md73qjHfk21rb6ybjo1_250.gif)
![haydenrodgers: just-another-calamity: are you fucking kidding me This is the single most hilarious film I’ve ever seen. Literally everything of Batman’s is labelled as bat [name of thing]. When they go into the bat lab I lost my shit because EVERYTHING](https://69.media.tumblr.com/b50324eddb3b30d26601ae68790dc788/tumblr_mtyber33II1r8a8sio1_250.gif)
